Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
His nipple licking is glorious
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