It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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