Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
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Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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