i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Randomize
