Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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