it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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