That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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