Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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