we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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