i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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