Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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