So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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