Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
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The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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