I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
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