I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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