He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
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this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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