How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
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