then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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