I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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