I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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