If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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