Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
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Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
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To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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