she was so not down for the gang bang
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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