I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
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