STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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