I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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