he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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