Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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