i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
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Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
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I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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