How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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