just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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