I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
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WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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