hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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