have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
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Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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