windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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