do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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