Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
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Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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