I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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