So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
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After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
only you would photoshop your dick
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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