I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Randomize
