At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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