Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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