they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
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Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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