Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
This is my gift to your gina
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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