How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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