I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
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