omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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