Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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