can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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