She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'm at about main and main street
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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