I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
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Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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