Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
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he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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