I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
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Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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