Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
he just fucked me for my cheese.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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