no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
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