How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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