This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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