You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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