Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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